![]() ![]() because he's a crackhead and he does that sort of thing all the time. Just keep clear of her till you've worked out a - I could say Jeremy had a gun and made me sing it. Mark: (Maybe she will think it was charming. Maybe somewhere you can earn a living sitting around, drinking margaritas through a curly plastic straw, but in this world, you've got to turn up, log on and grind out. Your hair isn't red, people don't walk around on stilts. ![]() Nothing you want is ever going to happen. Mark: Listen, Jeremy, you don't seem to understand. Why didn't you tell me about the "charts". Mark! I've seen the, the charts! Mark: Oh the "charts". marketing and it's a guaranteed money making. Mark: I can't believe you're into pyramid selling. Mark: You're doing pyramid selling?! Jez: No, no, not pyramid selling. Jez: The first thing to say would be that this is not pyramid selling. Ah, it always comes out eventually, fuck it.) Mark: (Why don't I get this fixed? Why don't I ever get this fucking thing fixed?! Every night it's f. Of course she's ignoring me, this morning I sent her a bloody swastika.) Toni: So, what you're saying is, these products are essential? The kind of products no one could do without? Jez: Well. I mean, a swastika!?) (It's gone! It's happened! Oh yeah, do what Jeremy would do! Thanks Jeremy you tit!) Mark (A bloody swastika! That is the single worst, single, bloody idea ever. Mark: (What the hell is that? That is very gay, that's what that is. Jez: (Super Hans said he'll be here in twenty minutes. Mark: How's your day going thus far? Did you have a nice shower or bath? Sophie: Why, do I smell? Mark: God, no, you don't smell. Mark: (People like him should wear stickers they've got them for their cars. Mark: (I mean, what's the worst that could happen? She could say no. Jez: (You wouldn't ask the Chemical Brothers to do your laundry for you they'd be off their tits.) Mark: (Work-shy freeloader.) Jez: (Tight-fisted cockmuncher.) Jez: Super Hans says he's come up with a bass loop for our new track that is so good, that when he tried turning it off. Of course I'm the one who's laughing because I actually love brown toast.) Mark: (Brown for first course, white for pudding. Makes a man look scary – like a chicken.) (He just does not give one solitary shit.) Socks before or after trousers, but never socks before pants, that’s the rule. Do women wear socks? Well, yes, sometimes, is the answer to that. The Interview Mark: (I wonder what kind of socks Sophie wears. Mark: No, no, of course not, what I mean is that the German supply lines were stretched, Zhukov countered and the siege was broken. Toni: Mark, you know I just don't bang anyone, yeah. Mark: See, by the winter of 42, the whole city was surrounded by the massed 6th army, it was pressing and pressing, the Russians couldn't hold on much longer, many wanted to submit. Toni is Russia: Vast, mysterious, unconquerable. Mark: (Yeah that's the way, Sophie is the one. Paula: I'm sorry? Which cancer? Jez: The bloody cancer! Eating you away! Paula: Ok. How did I get trapped with her? She's definitely the most boring person here.) (I mean, they look great, they're probably talking about how they're going to make a real life porn movie with a proper story and everything. Jez: (If I laugh at everything she says, I'm bound to at least get a suck job.) Toni: I tell you, you find out who your real friends are when you set fire to Hampton Court maze because you can't take any more of your husband's shit. Mark: I do not iron my socks! Jez: Socks, shirts, whatever! Jez: In the way that you do posh, spazzy things like. Mark: Oh really? Well I'd love to know in what way I am a posh spaz. Mark: (Clean shirt? What does that even mean? Isn't that good?). It's who you blow.īoy: Hey look, it's clean shirt. Ocean Colour Pants doesn't get it? Well, quelle fucking surprise. Mark: You know Kerry, cancer Kerry, I need to find out, for a friend, the name of that Chinese doctor she was raving about, do you remember? Jez: Sure. Mark: (You can have good relationships with people who scare you. ![]() Maybe nobody minds about things as much as me.) ![]() Mark: (That's what you get for trying to flirt.) Mark: That's terrible. Mark: What does your sister do? Toni: Not much. Jez: Now I know how whatshisname felt when he finished the Mona Lisa. That's exactly the opposite of what I'm looking for.) TV: I'm basically looking to meet someone like myself. Although I can in no way compare my struggle reading it with that of the Red Army, it has been a very big read. Mark: (Those kids have no idea whatsoever of what went on at Stalingrad. That's been established, that's a given.) Mark: (Women don't like your hands under their bottoms, Mark. Mark: (Yes! "I am the lord of the bus!" said he.) Series 1 Warring Factions You can have good relationships with people who scare you. ![]()
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